TV season
2023-01-11
Episode 1
2023-01-11 • 59 min
Hope you had time to rest your weary bones over the holiday hiatus... Because it's time for the BRAND NEW season of GMFST. That's right, Mark and Tyler are back in business and ready to inform the masses of the wide world of sport. This week, the dynamic sport-knowers dive into one of the best known winter sports in the entire world: snowboarding!
Episode 2
2023-01-18 • 48 min
This week on GMFST, Tyler and Mark's conversation is spurred by Damar Hamlin's recent on-field cardiac-arrest. This leads to a dive into the intricacies of injuries in sports. Mark's broken foot, Zamboni accidents, Kevin Ware, Napoleon McCallum, Steve Yeager and so much more is discussed in this very happy episode.
Episode 3
2023-01-25 • 57 min
It's the episode that you all have been waiting for...again. This week on GMFST, Mark takes the reigns and talks to Tyler about his sports life...again. That's right, gentle listeners, it's time for Tyler's Sports Life - Part 2! The "MASTER" of Sport's Life, everyone… enjoy!
Episode 4
2023-02-01 • 73 min
Freeze that ice, break out those brooms, polish those giant stone things, slide on those...slidy shoes. Brace yourself for the iciest of all the primers (see what I did there) ;) This week, your intrepid hosts dive onto the ice and explore the wild and wonderful world of curling. IT'S CONCAVE! IT'S CONCAVE! IT'S CONCAVE!!!
Episode 5
2023-02-08 • 69 min
Do you feel it - your gentle listener heart beating faster and faster? Do you feel the butterflies swirling around in your stomach? Are your cheeks flush with happiness? That's love...that's right! This week on GMFST, your illustrious hosts are diving into DATING and whether or not it can, indeed, be a sport. Do you want to be our Valentine? Yes 🔲 No 🔲
Episode 6
2023-02-15 • 59 min
This week things get WET and WILD on GMFST!!! ...hey, get your mind out of the gutter! Tyler and Mark are talk about how weather, climate, & the environment has shaped & continues to impact sports today! Sit back, relax, & please keep your clothes on while you listen to this week’s episode. Enjoy :)
Episode 7
2023-02-22 • 65 min
Ice? Check! Sled? Check! Helmet?! Check! Pedestrians? Who??? Cannibalism? WHAT!?!? This week on GMFST, your handsome, illustrious hosts are sledding their way into the icy, fast, and furious winter sport of luging. Enjoy!
Episode 8
2023-03-01 • 55 min
Wait we're a love podcast now, where'd the sports go!?!?... This week on GMFST, Mark & the ghosts of J'accuse consult the King of Balls in Holes about love and baseball. Then it's onto ATTEMPTING A WORLD RECORD!?!? Oh, the Guinness Book of World Records? Is it a sport to attempt a world record? *sweats* Guess we'll find that out on today's record breaking episode!
Episode 9
2023-03-08 • 67 min
Sledding until you break all your bones? Sledding with a bunch of Bob Muyskens? Well... This week on GMFST we get to the bottom of these questions! Tyler explains the remaining ways to ride a sled for sport, specifically Skeleton and Bobsled. Will Baby Mark freeze to death or will the sled keep him warm? Find out on this nICE and fast episode!
Episode 10
2023-03-15 • 57 min
Ah! The luck of the Irish! This week GMFST presents a special Saint Patrick's Day Primer! Can baby Markiplier tackle the traditional Irish sport of Hurling in all its brutal glory? Will Tyler become the King of Balls and Hurls or fall prey to Mark's maniacal machinations? Listen to find out!
Episode 11
2023-03-22 • 63 min
It's time to bring your elegence to ice listeners! This week on GMFST Baby Markiplier faces the skating GODS! Can he build ice, skates, and a routine to appease them? Will Tyler be forced beyond the wall to battle the children with their knives, sticks, and... broken bones? Find out this week on GMFST!!!
Episode 12
2023-03-29 • 64 min
Dogs, and sleds, and ice oh my! DOGS & SLEDS & ICE OH MY!!! Join Tyler & Markiplier as they take you through the barking fun of Dog-Sled Racing & the Iditarod, past and present. Can Baby Mark's lead dogs, Chica & Henry, lead him safely through the 1000 miles of the Iditarod?
Episode 13
2023-04-05 • 56 min
This week on GMFST, Tyler dives into another primer! This time on the adrenaline filled sport... What's this? Mark, that's not in the notes… hd73;$8,@53)$… Fine, HERE! but audience just know Mark, possibly the Distractible one, is hijacking the episode. Enjoy the Chaos, Pranks, Clowns, & Hijinks! Wait, CLOWNS!? Tune in now to see all the Markiplier mayhem that is unleashed!!
Episode 14
2023-04-12 • 78 min
Welcome elegant listeners & NOW ELEGANT VIEWERS on Spotify! In the very first video episode of GMFST, Tyler and Mark give a preview of Creator Clash 2 & discuss their predictions for the boxing matches. Will the seasoned veterans from the 1st creator clash hold supreme or will the dozens of newcomers shine in the spotlight? Maybe both, but here's your for an inside scoop, GMFST style. Listen now! Watch exclusively on Spotify!
Episode 15
2023-04-19 • 31 min
With the weight of the sports & movie-making world on their shoulders and not enough hours in the day, Tyler and Mark take a break to just chat with each other about their busy schedules, goals, plans, and life in general. Sit back, breathe, & relax as you indulge your elegant ears with this episode. Maybe it too will relieve some of your stress.
Episode 16
2023-04-26 • 48 min
Can your sports master, The King of Balls and Holes., PROVE he is worthy of such acclaim? Can he show enough knowledge to back his MASTERS DEGREE? This week, Markiplier heeds the call to test Tyler on his sports acumen! Find out if the man, the myth, the LEGEND lives up to his titles.
Episode 17
2023-05-03 • 56 min
It's time for... THE AFTERMATH OF CREATOR CLASH 2!! Your elegant GMFST Hosts, Markiplier & Tyler, discuss their experiences at the event, the fear and excitement with watching their friends enter the ring, and so much more. Listen now to catch all their insights into the punchouts, & head bonks you maybe didn't even know happened!
Episode 18
2023-05-10 • 53 min
*cheering buuuuuuh beeeeee buuuuuuhh, bum bum bum...* There's a reason you hear cheering right way in the intro song, fans & sports go hand in hand. Anyways! In this episode, Tyler and Markiplier discuss the many ways fans interact with each other and their team, the good and the bad.... Will Tyler reveal the type of fan he is? Will Mark anger an entire sports team fanbase? Listen to find out!
Episode 19
2023-05-17 • 66 min
As the weather outside is heating up, GMFST turns to the pool. This week on GMFST, Tyler leads sleepy Markiplier through the sport he won state in. WATER POLO - the worlds toughest team sport! Not to be confused with the sport involving horses and mallets... Or do they relate!? Dive into this episode and find out!
Episode 20
2023-05-24 • 49 min
Home sweet home! This week on GMFST Tyler & Mark dive into how playing at home gives a competitive advantage, including how teams find ways to potentially increase that advantage or NOT. Tune in right now to find out all sorts of extra inside info including: a person hiding off screen? Mark's perfect locker room, and so much more... HA ha *sweats*
Episode 21
2023-05-31 • 77 min
In this episode of GMFST, Tyler and Markiplier... and what's this!? A 3rd person?! Water Polo Legend TONY AZEVEDO!!!! Together your hosts and Tony dive into the pool and talk Olympics, Dirty Players, Sharks, Mark's Fear of the ocean and how all it all relates back to Water Polo, the Sports World, and Tony's Life, past and present. Also Tony & Tyler have mutuals!?
Episode 22
2023-06-07 • 50 min
The roles of your hosts get flipped and tumbled all around as Markiplier reluctantly resumes the role of the "sports knower" and leads Tyler down the hill of a sport that is cheese rolling?? The spirits of the J'accuse possess both bodies this time!? Wait, this isn't about rolling cheese, or is it?! Hope you're ready, because this is gouda brie a munster of an episode!
Episode 23
2023-06-14 • 58 min
START YOUR ENGINES elegant listeners!! This week your host are joined by a true race car driver who says if you don't crash then you aren't going fast enough!!! wait... is that right!? Samantha Tan, speedster extraordinaire, joins your hosts as we explore how you become a race car driver, why Markiplier drives like a grandma, how to properly say Le Mans, and so much more. Get on track and warm up your tires because this is an episode you do not want to miss.
Episode 24
2023-06-21 • 58 min
Finally, Tyler takes Markiplier on a cycling journey through his "home country." Before the ride can begin, Mark challenges Tyler's focus of the episode and jousts over if it should be a primer on the sport of cycling or the Tour de France. Who will survive the pedaling in this cycling adventure across the french countryside?
Episode 25
2023-06-28 • 87 min
Ah! The joy of being 7,000ft (2,000m) high, holding onto the side of a mountain with no gear, with just your hands and feet clawed on the rock... That's what this week's guest did! Alex Honnold-one of the greatest rock climbers ever-joins Tyler and Markiplier as they discuss life, finding that one thing to get up for, the Oscar winning documentary Free Solo, and a little bit of rock climbing. You don't want to miss the twists and turns this conversation takes, tune in NOW!
Episode 26
2023-07-05 • 48 min
Axes, chainsaws, and flannels OH MY! In this week's wood filled episode, Baby Markiplier returns to face the teeth in the Lumberjack World Championships! Can he survive the hard wood running, axe throwing, tree climbing chaos that Tyler has thrust upon him, or will he splinter under the pressure and face the axe? Time to grab your lucky flannels and take a swing at this episode!
Episode 27
2023-07-12 • 48 min
AH, retirement... WAIT WHAT!?! In this week's episode, Tyler and Markiplier discuss what pro athletes do after they retire... PHEW, thought the podcast was retiring and I might be out of a job *sweats*... Anyways, listen in as your elegant hosts dive into the physical and psychological aspects athletes face upon retirement, being wanted vs needed, and... assembling a shelf for a stranger!?
Episode 28
2023-07-19 • 48 min
HEAPS of hot dogs. TOWERS of tacos. DOZENS of dumplings. That’s right, it’s time to discuss the sport of eating your heart out, Competitive Eating! Your Master of Balls in Holes, Markiplier? Wasn’t it Tyler?? Take you down the must engorging sport in the world!! Grab a snack, unhinge your jaw, and indulge in this week's episode!
Episode 29
2023-07-26 • 60 min
A large portion of Hollywood is on strike, but why and how does it relate to this podcast!? Well your elegant hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, dive into just that in this episode. With discussion of AI, unions, worker compensation, and how it relates not only to this podcast, but to Mark's movie and the sports world, Writers and SAG workers are everywhere. Tune in for a timely, fun, and informative episode.
Episode 30
2023-08-02 • 53 min
Hello Everybody and welcome to... GOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team, where Tyler and Markiplier discuss SPORTS! In this episode, J'Accuses receive a new standard, Tyler faces painful consequences if he laughs, and your elegant hosts actually discuss more recent NEWS. Put on your sneakers, grab a bottle of water, and tune into this week's Fascinating, but Terrifying episode!!
Episode 31
2023-08-09 • 46 min
Whips, chains, and... a bag of Discs? This week, Tyler and Mark I. Plier critique the J'Accuses, brainstorm TikTok ideas, discover Mark's dark, nearly-murderous past with discs, and introduce you to the chill and rather accessible sport of Disc Golf. Grab a fris…disc, find a target, and tune in to DISC-cover all the fun in this episode!
Episode 32
2023-08-16 • 54 min
After the most eloquent of J’accuses which set the new standard, Tyler decides to reward the author of that J’accuse & finally bring the Skiing Primer back from the dead...HOWEVER, Mark has other plans & battles to change the subject and divert the episode down a slippery slope of distrac… I mean, “go away from these thought processes!” Which host succeeds? Is this truly the skiing primer?? Tune in now & find out!
Episode 33
2023-08-23 • 34 min
Why pump iron when you could be "Jumping for Jesus"?? This week, our elegant hosts Tyler and Mark swap stories about the weird, wacky, & questionably effective workouts they've done and clash over who has the best hair (hint:it's Tyler). Grab your water bottle, throw on some sneakers, and enjoy this adventurous episode!
Episode 34
2023-08-30 • 41 min
Howdy Y'all! This time on *unintelligible cryptid noises*! My Favorite Sports Team, Markiplier leads the way in an important discussion on the complicated and controversial world of sports betting. The conversation is kicked off by discussing the live streaming platform Kick and leads into how the sports world is starting to adopt gambling lines into their mainstream content. Take a gamble on today's episode, what have you got to lose?
Episode 35
2023-09-06 • 50 min
Although the official spooky month is still weeks away, the vengeful ghosts of J'ACCUSE return, refusing to be ignored for a moment longer!! After banishing these vengeful ghosts, Tyler and Markiplier pop the conversation back and forth as they pull what they know about the fast paced sport of Ultimate frisbee from their brains… Grab a frisbee, a few friends, and enjoy! But watch out for those aliens…
Episode 36
2023-09-13 • 42 min
It’s finally here! An episode that you've begged, pleaded, insisted, j'accused your elegant hosts for! While temperatures outside are still hot enough to melt the ice, Tyler dives right in, guiding baby Markiplier through the sport of hockey in a way so different than the last hockey primer that you'd think it was an entirely different sport! Grab your sticks, toss a puck & maybe even an octopus, and enjoy ;P
Episode 37
2023-09-20 • 48 min
Strap in and tie on for an episode chalk full of fun and frankly just plain ROCKS! After appeasing the NFL football fan horde and banishing the J'ACCUSE ghosts, your magnificent hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, reach new heights and fall to new lows while scrambling their way through a primer on competitive rock climbing. Can you meet the challenge presented within this episode? Listen now!
Episode 38
2023-09-27 • 34 min
THE SPORTS WORLD HAS COME TO SCREECHING HALT... for LOVE!! Your elegant hosts go down the rabbit hole of Taylor Swift and how she has Enchanted "some football guy." Will Markiplier play the Anti-Hero in this episode and create some Bad Blood with Swifties? Or can Tyler get him to Shake It Off with a friendship bracelet and paint the picture of this new "Royal Couple" and their potentially budding romance? Put on your favorite Cardigan, and find out right now!!!
Episode 39
2023-10-04 • 43 min
Baby Markiplier has grown up and is NOW the Master of Shuttlecocks and End Zones! Today, acting as our sports expert, Mark leads newly appointed sports not-knower, Tyler, on a journey to Korea's sports landscape. With the roles now reversed, Baby Tyler must compete in Korean sports while coached by this Master of Shuttlecocks & Touchdowns. Can Baby Tyler survive Markiplier's trials by sport or will he flounder in this sudden switch-a-roo? Now GO! and launch yourself into this worldly episode!
Episode 40
2023-10-11 • 59 min
There's chaos in the GMFST studio! Markiplier has been turned into an animated character! Unshaken, Tyler takes this opportunity to welcome all the new Swiftie football fans and replays a GMFST fan favorite, the NFL Primer! Will Tyler survive the chaos, or will Mark pull him into his animated world? P.S. We’ll be back next week with a truly new episode.
Episode 41
2023-10-18 • 54 min
Your cries for a Rugby Primer have finally been answered! With no memory of his journey in the animated dimension, Markiplier is possessed by the J'ACUSSE ghosts, allowing them to call out Tyler for ignoring their pleas. Once Mark is able to free himself from their clutches, Tyler walks him onto the rugby field and introduces him to the sport that grandparented American football. Toss on some cleats, grab an egg-shaped ball, watch the rugby world cup, and enjoy this timely episode!
Episode 42
2023-10-25 • 43 min
Warning! Laughing Hazard! Please be advised, do not operate heavy machinery or motor vehicles while tuning into this episode!! Now that that’s out of the way, Happy National Pumpkin Day! To celebrate the SEXY orange symbol of fall, Tyler and Markiplier dive headfirst into the wild world of the pumpkin & the sports/sports-like surrounding the heavily favored fall gourd!
Episode 43
2023-11-01 • 46 min
It's a bird! It's A Plane! IT'S… Tyler!?!? This week, Tyler recounts his adventure soaring high above the ground when he went paragliding, while Markiplier cleans the dust off his totally existent engineering degree to explain the physics & engineering that allows humans to fly. Tighten your harness, check your reserve chute, then take the leap and let this beautiful episode fly its way into being one of your favorites!!
Episode 44
2023-11-08 • 40 min
Feeling a need, a need FOR SPEED!!! With a time crunch & their engines primed, Tyler & Markiplier zoom through the world of Formula 1! With key pitstops on the athleticism of drivers, the upcoming Las Vegas Street Circuit, F1 speed comparisons, and the why of racing, you better buckle up for this fast-paced primer!
Episode 45
2023-11-15 • 38 min
Extra! Extra! Listen (& watch *only on Spotify*) all about it! This week, Tyler and Markiplier bring you new news, news new to you, and maybe new news you already knew, as well as a completely genuine and heartfelt apology for the egregiously factual facts in the F1 episode!??? Sharpen your eyes and rush the GMFST reddit field as soon as you finish this elegant & entertaining episode.
Episode 46
2023-11-22 • 33 min
Happy Turkey Day! Or Happy completely ordinary Thursday if you aren't in the US! This week, Tyler and Markiplier dive headfirst into the sporting & athletic events surrounding Thanksgiving!! Whether that be trotting, hunting, wrangling, or stuffing, your sporting hosts have you covered! Indulge in some delicious food, let someone you care about know how thankful you are for them, and enjoy this week's episode!
Episode 47
2023-11-29 • 64 min
You've heard Markiplier and Tyler shout WILL do this!! You've listened/watched the seamlessly edited episodes of GMFST! But who is this mysterious figure that responds & makes editing magic!?!? This week, Tyler, your Master of Balls and Holes is joined by Wade from Distractible as they interrogate this Will the editor before his departure from both podcasts. Grab your pitchforks, or boxes of tissues… And witness the end of an era as we join together for this farewell episode to Will!!
Episode 48
2023-12-06 • 44 min
Mountains... snowcapped titans of challenges ripe for sporting! Seeing the perfect opportunity for sport, your elegant host Tyler Scheid once again summons Markiplier and together they embark on the Mountaineering Primer. Join baby Mark as he faces the climb of Mount Everest. Will he navigate the treacherous landscape to reach the summit or has Tyler finally pushed him too far? Check your oxygen tanks, put on your crampons, and bundle up for this week's picturesque episode!
Episode 49
2023-12-13 • 41 min
Ah the checkered board of mental masterfulness... a place where your heart can lead you to a queen or was it a trap... a Queen's Gambit!!! That's right, this week your ever illustrious hosts, Tyler and Markiplier, dive pawn first into Chess! Was it invented by the Roman Empire? Who has a life-long grudge against En Passant!? Will your host duel!? You'll just have to tune in to find the answers and so much more!!
Episode 50
2023-12-20 • 39 min
Happy holidays and merry Christmas! It really is a magical time of year, and with that magic your host, Markiplier, whisks the master of balls & holes, Tyler Scheid, back in time for a beautiful Christmas story!! That's right, baby Tyler returns and is sent... into the trenches of WORLD WAR I!?!? With his shovel and soiled diaper, baby Tyler navigates his way into the Christmas Truce of 1914. Snuggle up by a warm fire, grab a cup of hot chocolate and... WHAT!!! A gift/contest for our elegant viewers/listeners!?!? Better listen close while you enjoy this special holiday episode ;)
Episode 51
2023-12-27 • 52 min
It's the end of the year, and our elegant hosts take some time to reflect back on the sports that have been featured on the podcast! What will the sports' fates be!? Are they of worth or absolute trash? Has this all been a part of your imagination since the very beginning!? Is the master of balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, even real!? What about Markiplier!? Find out where everything stands only by listening/watching this top tier episode!
Episode 52
2024-01-03 • 44 min
Ah! The early days... when your elegant hosts first met... on a mat! That's right!!! This week your hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, finally grapple with the sport that first brought them together. Hear stories of their youth, tales of when they were angsty teens, & get your mind opened up to REAL wrestling: Olympic Wrestling! Folkstyle, Freestyle, Flat-Hand, Strongman, Woman, Greco-Roman... THIS IS the Wrestling Primer!
Episode 53
2024-01-10 • 39 min
It's time to look back on 2023 and reminisce on Taylor Swi... GO! My Favorite Sports Team! Wait, the podcast is restarting!!?!? I guess in recollecting moments and mishaps from the past year Markiplier & Tyler Scheid want a redo!? Anyways, Listen/Watch all 52 episodes from 2023 and then, AND ONLY THEN can you endeavor to enjoy this retrospective!
Episode 54
2024-01-17 • 64 min
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It's time for the battle of the J'Accuses! The contest conclusions! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, FINALLY judge your GMFST J'Accuses!! How valid are your accostings of Mark’s and Tyler's mistakes and flaws? Is anyone worthy of the crown? What & who will prevail? Listen to this episode to find out, maybe…
Episode 55
2024-01-24 • 51 min
Today is Tyler's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than to...KICK HIM OUT OF THE STUDIO!!! Your other elegant host, Markiplier, is joined by Tyler’s brother & father as they share previously untold details about your Master of Balls in Holes. Hear about their sports lives, and tune in as they share revealing & embarrassing stories of Tyler. Be sure to wish a Happy Birthday to Tyler as you enjoy this week's episode!
Episode 56
2024-01-31 • 63 min
Attention! Attention! It's time for the EPIC conclusion of the battle of the J'Accuses! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, pass their FINAL JUDGMENTS on your GMFST J'Accuses!! Can anyone dethrone the sex competition j'accuse!? How did a J'accuse just afflict poison damage!? Left is not LEFT??? Tune in and find out which J'accuse reins supreme!
Episode 57
2024-02-07 • 43 min
Wait?! Tyler's brother really exists?! And he's joined our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as a guest?! The infamous brother is revealed & brings with him the 3 types of fun, his sports injuries, and stories of misadventure with Tyler!!! Check out this episode to meet this mystical brother, Jared, and be sure to stay to the end for A LIVE AND IN PERSON J'ACCUSE!!
Episode 58
2024-02-14 • 43 min
FINALLY, the “primer” you’ve all been waiting for!! With love in the air due to Valentine's Day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, dive head first into SEX!! Who first did the horizontal tango?? There have been competitions!? Could it truly be a sport? Light a candle, change into something more comfortable, and get down with this week's episode ;)
Episode 59
2024-02-21 • 37 min
It’s time to LEAP, HOP, & JUMP into what else… sports that do just that!! In celebration of the leap year & the upcoming leap day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, launch themselves into some speedy primers on a few of these bouncy sports! Grab a friend and spring into this hopping good episode!
Episode 60
2024-02-28 • 40 min
Markiplier, alone, no master of balls & holes… That’s right, this is Mark’s show now & he ATTENDED A SPORTS EVENT!?!? Join in as he shares his experience & guides you through how YOU TOO can attend a sporting event near you!! Get tense with excitement, chant your heart out, maybe even people watch, but first we recommend you tune in to this very special episode :)
Episode 61
2024-03-06 • 37 min
The master of balls & holes has RETURNED from Thailand! After surviving getting punched by an elephant, jumping a canyon, and navigating the treacherous time zones, Tyler Scheid is back to share his experience with Markiplier & recap a few recent sports stories. Grab your passport as your ears shall go on a journey enjoying this episode!
Episode 62
2024-03-13 • 26 min
Tyler Scheid, our master of balls and holes, HAS A CONCUSSION!?!? And is all alone this week because the Iron Lung movie has stolen Markiplier away!?!? Listen in as Trauma’d Tyler recounts his bike wreck, how he somehow isn't dead, and how his athleticism and history in sports likely helped him avoid major injury! Put on your protective equipment and stay vigilant as you watch/listen to this week’s episode on how sports can save lives!
Episode 63
2024-03-27 • 63 min
Hello elegant listeners and welcome to the Season 2 finale of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team! Let's reminisce on all... ok, some, of your favorite moments from Season 2! Tune in for an ANNOUNCEMENT!!! and some laughs! And maybe just be inspired to rewatch all of Season 2 and share the podcast with a friend :) Thanks, now ENJOY!!!
