Series 2

Ray Winstone and Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

2002-05-27 • 30 min

Tough guy (Ray Winstone) and Nancy boy (Llewelyn-Bowen) are on this episode. Sanjeev gets tips on how he could be cool like Ray Winstone.

Jerry Hall and Melvyn Bragg

2002-06-03 • 30 min

Richard and Judy and Lorraine Kelly

2002-06-10 • 30 min

Eastenders special

2002-06-17 • 30 min

Eastenders special but they booked 3 guests and can't fit them all in so they reject Adam Woodyatt at the door. Ashwin wants to know if Barbara remembered him from one of the filmings of a Carry on film. Barbara, of course, can't remember. Ashwin also had a crush on her which Madhuri wasn't impressed about. At the end, Adam Woodyatt was left in the studio as the audience walk out.

Helena Bonham Carter and Ismail Merchant

2002-06-24 • 30 min

Nigel Havers and Ronan Keating

2002-07-01 • 30 min

The female audience have fallen on the Kumars because of Sanjeev. Ashwin and Madhuri try to get Nigel Havers to tell him that but Sanjeev didn't listen. Then when they finally tell Sanjeev, they say they're improve this by making Sanjeev doing a duet with Ronan Keating. They sing Life is a rollercoaster but Sanjeev sings the whole song and Ronan didn't even get to sing once.

Ulrika Jonsson and Anthony Worrall Thompson

2002-07-08 • 30 min

Charlotte Church and Martin Kemp

2002-07-15 • 30 min

Wendy Richard and John Sergeant

2002-07-22 • 30 min

Stephen Fry and Lesley Garrett

2002-08-05 • 30 min

Sanjeev attempts to be funny in this episode so he asks Stephen Fry to do a joke with him during an interview. It didn't work.

Christmas special 2002

2002-12-29 • 30 min

It's Christmas again and the family are there again. Darius is also there and really wants to sing. Ashwin says maybe later. They interviewed Trinny and Susannah first (and played charades during the interview). Sanjeev tells a little girl in the family that there is no Santa Claus and she runs off crying. The family get angry with Sanjeev. Then the interview with Mark Owen and Darius in which Sanjeev interviews both of them than the family and Trinny and Susannah vote for which one is they want to be interviewed the rest of the programme. It goes to Darius (after Sanjeev rigs the vote) but the interview ends with Ashwin's Christmas quiz. Then the family (and Darius) force Sanjeev to tell the girl there is a Santa by dressing up as Santa. Then Darius finishes with an acoustic cover of Slade's So here it is, Merry Christmas.