Episode 1
Pilot
1991-09-20 • 22 min
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
TV season
1991-09-20
Episode 1
1991-09-20 • 22 min
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
Episode 2
1991-09-27 • 22 min
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
Episode 3
1991-10-04 • 22 min
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
Episode 4
1991-10-11 • 22 min
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
Episode 5
1991-10-18 • 22 min
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
Episode 6
1991-10-25 • 22 min
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
Episode 7
1991-11-01 • 22 min
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
Episode 8
1991-11-08 • 22 min
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
Episode 9
1991-11-15 • 22 min
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
Episode 10
1991-11-22 • 22 min
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
Episode 11
1991-11-29 • 22 min
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
Episode 12
1991-12-06 • 22 min
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
Episode 13
1991-12-13 • 22 min
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
Episode 14
1992-01-03 • 22 min
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
Episode 15
1992-01-17 • 22 min
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
Episode 16
1992-02-07 • 22 min
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
Episode 17
1992-02-14 • 22 min
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
Episode 18
1992-02-21 • 22 min
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
Episode 19
1992-02-28 • 22 min
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
Episode 20
1992-03-06 • 22 min
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
Episode 21
1992-03-27 • 22 min
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
Episode 22
1992-04-24 • 22 min
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.