Episode 1
Being Alone for Beginners
2006-06-26 • 30 min
Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.

TV season
2006-06-26
Episode 1
2006-06-26 • 30 min
Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.
Episode 2
2006-07-03 • 30 min
After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.
Episode 3
2006-07-10 • 30 min
Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.
Episode 4
2006-07-17 • 30 min
The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.
Episode 5
2006-07-24 • 30 min
Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.
Episode 6
2006-07-31 • 30 min
Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.
Episode 7
2006-08-07 • 30 min
After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.
Episode 8
2006-08-14 • 30 min
Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.
Episode 9
2006-08-21 • 30 min
After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.
Episode 10
2006-08-28 • 30 min
Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.
Episode 11
2006-09-04 • 30 min
Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.
Episode 12
2006-09-11 • 30 min
After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.
Episode 13
2006-09-18 • 30 min
Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.