TV season
2019-02-26
Episode 1
2019-02-26 • 6 min
Kiry Shabazz doesn't understand why people laugh at "Home Alone," defends de facto lunch table segregation and recalls accidentally getting into a debate about Donald Trump.
Episode 2
2019-03-05 • 7 min
Caleb Synan shares a suggestive text he got from his father, doubts his parents' ability to trick God and argues that "shaking off" after peeing does nothing.
Episode 3
2019-03-12 • 5 min
Vanessa Gonzalez names gifts she'd want more than an engagement ring and swears that she's fine with her boyfriend texting his female friends.
Episode 4
2019-03-19 • 7 min
Ron Taylor rails against racist dress codes, questions women who use Tinder to make friends and wonders what good his public school education did for him.
Episode 5
2019-03-26 • 8 min
Brendan Scannell brags that he knew about Mike Pence before everyone else and wonders why all the fourth graders who follow him on Instagram keep saying, "Slay, kween."
Episode 6
2019-04-02 • 6 min
Gavin Matts thinks that people shouldn't live past the age of 40 and recalls how uncomfortable he felt making out with his girlfriend while she used a sex toy.
Episode 7
2019-04-09 • 5 min
Paige Weldon explains her trouble distinguishing flirting from good customer service and wonders why men don't have hand towels.
Episode 8
2019-04-16 • 5 min
Patti Harrison performs a controversial song she wrote that was rejected by Dua Lipa's team.
Episode 9
2019-04-23 • 4 min
Dave Ross recalls buying a bucket of fried chicken from a Florida gas station and then fending off someone who tried to steal it.
Episode 10
2019-04-30 • 6 min
Chase Bernstein confesses she has trouble using analog clocks to tell time and vents her frustration about people who freeze bread.
Episode 11
2019-05-07 • 6 min
Jordan Temple dismisses people who get into fights on Facebook and recalls how Oprah turned him on to Frank Sinatra.
Episode 12
2019-05-14 • 7 min
Danny Jolles defends his love of pro wrestling, insists The Rock is a great actor and talks about the first time he got roasted.
Episode 13
2019-05-21 • 5 min
Biniam Bizuneh recalls his family's unique takes on American traditions and shares his idea for an antidepressant ad geared toward a Black audience.
Episode 14
2019-05-28 • 4 min
Babs Gray suggests lying to baristas about your profession to boost your self-esteem and explains what it would take for her to start contouring.
